should feel like a celebration
but when roads take you where you don't want
it is much too likely you'll become distraught
Turn around don't be ashamed
just go back now from where you came
But signs say no, can't turn a U
guess we'll circle the city a time or two
And look for road signs that don't exist
Just drive slower and we'll get the gist
Watch out for that bike she'll run into you
and if you hit her she will sue.
The problem is familiarity
tricking yourself becomes calamity
Cause you're pretty sure you've been here before
You think you turn left at that big red door
if only it were like the monopoly game
right turns only and the road is the same
but what fun would city life be
without a missing-map catastrophe?
