Lack of a map = catastrophe

Going to a new destination

should feel like a celebration

but when roads take you where you don't want

it is much too likely you'll become distraught

Turn around don't be ashamed 

just go back now from where you came

But signs say no, can't turn a U

guess we'll circle the city a time or two

And look for road signs that don't exist

Just drive slower and we'll get the gist

Watch out for that bike she'll run into you

and if you hit her she will sue.

The problem is familiarity

tricking yourself becomes calamity

Cause you're pretty sure you've been here before 

You think you turn left at that big red door

if only it were like the monopoly game

right turns only and the road is the same

but what fun would city life be

without a missing-map catastrophe?